Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Because of this post.He`d be better off joining forces with Elton Welsby.
That way they could keep each other company in the Tommy Frost and Al could act as communications officer for Elton on his Twitter account, whilst he got bladdered on pints of Stella at £2.80 a pop and also make sure Elton didn`t get battered in the bogs (again )

And then somehow I found myself on a fan page of viz profanisaurus chuckling away to myself having completely forgotten the existential crisis that's been dug for us in this thread.
Football.