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Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

“Them bed wetters predicting Hitler would invade Poland bet they feel stupid”

“Sir but Hitler did invade Poland”

“WELL NOW THEY’RE WETTING THE BED ABOUT HIM INVADING FRANCE”

Honestly have a word and drop that stupid phrase.
First sign of serious bet wetting is talking to yourself.

Psychosis which is induced through high volumes of Ammonia.
 

The people that have “wet the bed” over the course of the transfer window have been proven right. It’s quite evident we had no strategy going into it, and it’s been scattergun and all over the place. We were told by happy clapping ostrich’s that it was all part of the master plan to wait to get our top targets in and it would all work out great, well look where we are now.
Same as those that said we were relegated every year for 4 years. It has even started again. Crying about signings in May will always be wrong.
 

Thats a silly post mate - i can just say with your mentality lets go and waste £25 mill Gbamin.

Dont be a silly sausage.

In truth loads of lads across multiple thread are saying we were out battled and missed a presence last night, maybe some of the brains trust had their heads up their back sides about Doucoure and his influence - but yeah sign Brownhill.
If Doucoure was anywhere near the level he would have been picked up by another club in the league. Stop talking nonsense.

There are many many players out there that would improve our thin crippled team.
 
Lads calm tf down, everyone is losing braincells, let’s just take a step back and have some clarity

We know the recruitment plan has been shoddy, we know the players and Moyes were poor last night and we know deep down we aren’t getting relegated after one game, it doesn’t need the same points repeated as nauseum an infinite amount of times a day. Take a breather
 
It’s not the same at all though is it. There was hard evidence staring us in the face that we had no recruitment plan, it’s not the same as people flapping about Super Luton winning 4 on the bounce.
Not in May there wasn't. There was tournaments, players on holiday, new staff at Everton - it was defo a pathetic time to wet the bed.
 

Can’t fix 20 years of mismanagement in 1 window

Never said you could, but what you can do is make thd most of what you've got, we have started the season off terribly for the last 4 years. Apart from a couple of years we are notoriously bad starters, something has to change, is it the culture here, the training regime ? We've had countless different managers, last night we didn't look ready at all compared to Leeds, who swarmed all over us. This isn't a rant over signings it's more over being fit and ready for the new season.
 
We have c. 12-13 days to recruit. That's not a lot of time given the key areas we need to address. We probably still need around 5/6 players, with three of those being first team starting quality (CM, RB and RW).

I wouldn't be surprised if we fail to do that and we need to have a big January window.
 
We have c. 12-13 days to recruit. That's not a lot of time given the key areas we need to address. We probably still need around 5/6 players, with three of those being first team starting quality (CM, RB and RW).

I wouldn't be surprised if we fail to do that and we need to have a big January window.
What will happen will happen.

We can only control what we can, and if a higher power has mercy, we will all wake up tomorrow in good health and the Earth will continue to spin.

Blessed Day to All.
 

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