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Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

What does that even mean?
You never heard of SMART goals. Let’s put it simple, if I go on a night out and il trying to pull the Margot Robbie’s of this world and inevitably go home with nothing other than a kebab. It’s not the Margot Robbie’s fault I didn’t pull - it’s mine for wasting my time on someone I was never going to be able to pull
 

You never heard of SMART goals. Let’s put it simple, if I go on a night out and il trying to pull the Margot Robbie’s of this world and inevitably go home with nothing other than a kebab. It’s not the Margot Robbie’s fault I didn’t pull - it’s mine for wasting my time on someone I was never going to be able to pull
OK, to expand on that analogy then, it's more likely that we're going after Margot Robbie, knowing full well that there's always a Jack Harrison that nobody wants to go home with at 3am.

I'm quite happy that we're not doing what you're suggesting and getting a taxi back from Wetherspoon with Harrison at 8pm before we've tried a few nicer bars out.
 
OK, to expand on that analogy then, it's more likely that we're going after Margot Robbie, knowing full well that there's always a Jack Harrison that nobody wants to go home with at 3am.

I'm quite happy that we're not doing what you're suggesting and getting a taxi back from Wetherspoon with Harrison at 8pm before we've tried a few nicer bars out.

No but the point is there are loads of girls out there. You will end up going home with Harrison because you’ve faffed about all night trying to pull Robbie.
 
How long were we working on that Grealish deal? What do you actually think these people do all day?

To be honest I have no idea what our recruitment team were doing before the 1st July because it seems to way hadn’t even cobbled together a list of transfer targets or a semblance of a plan. I have no idea why we’re going into the season with nobody that can play on the right wing, and STILL no right back.
 

It in fact seems that we did not try “very early” at all.
What are you talking about? We know there was conversation between us and Grealish in May, we were linked with Tete in June, we were pursuing Delap in May, we bought Barry early July. We were obviously interested in Cherki (but were told no), made moves for Doak but priced out.

Fofana has seemingly told us to wait, as has Luiz. That's the reason we are waiting until late in the window. The profile of player we want, isn't interested in us as a first option. I'm fairly sure we could easily get someone like Harrison back, but you'd lose your mind at that and it doesn't progress us as a club.

You seem to be of the mind that we just choose a player, pop along to the club, offer our valuation of the player and they suddenly become ours - rather than it being a very expensive negotiation with a variety of different factors to navigate.
 

You never heard of SMART goals. Let’s put it simple, if I go on a night out and il trying to pull the Margot Robbie’s of this world and inevitably go home with nothing other than a kebab. It’s not the Margot Robbie’s fault I didn’t pull - it’s mine for wasting my time on someone I was never going to be able to pull
This may be the worst explanation of SMART I've ever seen. Bravo.

I do hope you and kebab have a long and happy life together though.
 
What are you talking about? We know there was conversation between us and Grealish in May, we were linked with Tete in June, we were pursuing Delap in May, we bought Barry early July. We were obviously interested in Cherki (but were told no), made moves for Doak but priced out.

Fofana has seemingly told us to wait, as has Luiz. That's the reason we are waiting until late in the window. The profile of player we want, isn't interested in us as a first option. I'm fairly sure we could easily get someone like Harrison back, but you'd lose your mind at that and it doesn't progress us as a club.

You seem to be of the mind that we just choose a player, pop along to the club, offer our valuation of the player and they suddenly become ours - rather than it being a very expensive negotiation with a variety of different factors to navigate.
I also think the signing of Grealish will encourage others to join us!
 
What are you talking about? We know there was conversation between us and Grealish in May, we were linked with Tete in June, we were pursuing Delap in May, we bought Barry early July. We were obviously interested in Cherki (but were told no), made moves for Doak but priced out.

Fofana has seemingly told us to wait, as has Luiz. That's the reason we are waiting until late in the window. The profile of player we want, isn't interested in us as a first option. I'm fairly sure we could easily get someone like Harrison back, but you'd lose your mind at that and it doesn't progress us as a club.

You seem to be of the mind that we just choose a player, pop along to the club, offer our valuation of the player and they suddenly become ours - rather than it being a very expensive negotiation with a variety of different factors to navigate.

excellent mate ;)
 

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