Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[davek]

We're frighteningly lacking in invention apart from Ndiaye.

And the movement out wide is appalling.

We need a massive step up in quality here: another winger, a RB who can get crosses in and we need another forward in, because Barry wont get us a lot of goals...although I feel sorry for him having to deal with the lack of quality to feet into him.

KDH was decent today. He'll help us.

The owners need to start spending on fees and wages and do whatever it takes.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

DO THE COCAINE.

Commissioner Chico shining the Cromp signal into the night sky, praying for the return of our enigmatic hero.

Can’t wait to wake up in the morning to “5 transfers to get Everton into the CL” and they’re all just the names off Mambo No. 5.

 

[davek]

Right on cue you pipe up with a Victor Meldrew-esque take on the most mundane transfer update ever given.

It's a joke though.

As if Joyce isn't doing the club a favour with that tweet after that insipid performance.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Who is still “Unconcerned” now then lids?


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Me, and I’d spread you all over Morrisons car park like SunPat

 

[Drico]

Not saying this is something I want, FYI, but I foresee a mad, late loan for Hojlund. Based on nothing, just stinks of Everton to me.

Let’s treat it like a real rumour, though, and have a good old argument. Who’s first?

Oh, I'd be in favour, like...

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Oh, I'd be in favour, like...

This hasn’t gone as I’d hoped. Maybe it’s time I finally try cocaine.

Back in a bit.

 

[Nymzee]

I'd 100% take him because for me our striking options are horrific and easily amongst the worst in the division.

"Our striking options are horrific so I'd 100% take a horrific striker on loan"

 

[RichCee123]

Fairly strong Roma team although Soule didnt start. Villa at home are one of the best in the league tbh.

They played at the Bescot Stadium not Villa Park

 

[Abraders]

Not saying this is something I want, FYI, but I foresee a mad, late loan for Hojlund. Based on nothing, just stinks of Everton to me.

Let’s treat it like a real rumour, though, and have a good old argument. Who’s first?

Said this to one of my mates, could totally see it

 

[McCallsVolley]

They played at the Bescot Stadium not Villa Park

True. They do play ay the Bescot every preseason though..

 

[Abraders]

Would like us to sign grealish to add a bit of creativity and control to our forward line, not sure dibling is the answer considering the price. We could do with a proper right back, proper right winger and a few more

 

[GoldenToffee]

"Our striking options are horrific so I'd 100% take a horrific striker on loan"

He was awful for United, granted.

If our options are:
1. Stick with what we've currently got
2. Get him in on loan

It's a no-brainer. These current strikers will not score loads of goals. In fact, you could make an argument that all three are exactly the same type of striker, which is ridiculous.

I don't necessarily want Hojland, but we'll probably be using a loan spot to bump up the numbers and he might be as good as it gets. Would probably end up being by far our best option as well IMO if he settled into the system.

But he's going elsewhere, no nobody needs to worry.

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

"Our striking options are horrific so I'd 100% take a horrific striker on loan"

Woltemade is up for grabs, Bayern have moved on in their thinking.

 

[ToffeeScot]

He was awful for United, granted.

If our options are:
1. Stick with what we've currently got
2. Get him in on loan

It's a no-brainer. These current strikers will not score loads of goals. In fact, you could make an argument that all three are exactly the same type of striker, which is ridiculous.

I don't necessarily want Hojland, but we'll probably be using a loan spot to bump up the numbers and he might be as good as it gets. Would probably end up being by far our best option as well IMO if he settled into the system.

But he's going elsewhere, no nobody needs to worry.

Hojlund would be as bad as Broja. It would be a waste of a signing. Look at how badly United fans want rid of him.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Swerve Hojlund. Its creative wide forwards that we need..