Transfer Guru Nick Hammond - is he all that?

Well is he?

  • He’s boss lad - proper guru.

    Votes: 17 35.4%

  • Middling - 5 Marcels out of 10.

    Votes: 6 12.5%

  • Walshy Mk2 without the terminator bins.

    Votes: 7 14.6%

  • Poor performer.

    Votes: 3 6.3%

  • Not good enough.

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • He couldn’t transfer a bit of cheese on to a slice of toast.

    Votes: 13 27.1%
  • Total voters
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chrismpw said:
In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?
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Every fibre of my being hopes so 🙏🤞
 
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chrismpw said:
In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?
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Award winning post of the week 🏆 !
 
chrismpw said:
In one of the school teams I coached for all 5 years they were there, I had a very good goalie named Nick Hammond. We went unbeaten all season and got to a cup final. Then this kid, 14, on the day, said he didn't want to play in goal in the final and insisted he played out field. Not having that - he was alright on the left flank, but we had some very good players i wasnt hping to drop in those positions. He got a cob on, he didn't play at all - the team werent impressed with him. We lost 1-0. He now lives in Australia - deported, I like to think.

Is it that Nick?
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😂 New member so not sure if I've missed something but he was a keeper, this guy.

Pretty sure he was at Swindon when they were in the Prem for that season in the early 90's.
 
DavenBlue said:
😂 New member so not sure if I've missed something but he was a keeper, this guy.

Pretty sure he was at Swindon when they were in the Prem for that season in the early 90's.
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This was a Swindon school! But Swindon was in the prem at the same time this kid was around 12 years old.
 

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
Wait, has Thelwell gone?
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