The last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool
Death by umbongo?I have this recurring dream, whereby our new, super savvy owners, monopolise the US tournament publicity. Upon our arrival in the States, 4 high profile, but anonymous transfers are announced. Their identities are strictly umbongoed.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bryan-jones/profil/spieler/191842 Retired unfortunatelyWe do love a Brazilian with a boring name, to be fair. Jo, then Bernard, now Douglas? Is there a Brazilian called Brian? We should be all over that.
Thankfully the ponpous tool Benetiz isn't here to sabotage another promising transferThe last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool
ITK overlords?Imagine we get Luiz and Kubo in this week. Would give us a core squad and only leave us needing a couple more players before season start. I, for one, choose to believe our new ITK overlords.
There we go...listen to this person.Just done a check on our new ITK overlord and seen his main contribution to the forum under his previous name was about an ungrateful dog and something about shinpads.
Seems as good as anyone to pin our hopes on.
Don't do it to yourself people...first post?Douglas luiz done 50 mil
Was it the volcano ash that stopped him traveling ?Thankfully the ponpous tool Benetiz isn't here to sabotage another promising transfer
Nh mate, that only happens in the Congo!Death by umbongo?
Too lateThere we go...listen to this person.
A dog and shin pads...don't do it to yourself.
ngl it hurts. first diaz now ekitike, both we were scouting and made me dream of them lining up for us…The last time we tried to sign a Luiz they ended up at Liverpool
That's a different player I believe, Diaz was supposed to be swapped with Porto for James and according to reports , Benitez scuppered the deal as he didn't deem Diaz good enough.Was it the volcano ash that stopped him traveling ?
Yes also just reading that.Dodgy links to Mika Biereth & Mihailo Ivanovic.
Meanwhile Palace now linked to Hayden Hackney.