Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread


Struggling to see our contemporary approach in the front office regarding deals on the burner. Either we are now having to get financially creative with deals or we are getting rinsed as we have no more firepower left as soon as Moyes has identified his target.

Speaking to the bigger deals.
 

Bungle said:
I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore



Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI
Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably be total flops:


  • Jesse Lingard – Free agent, “ex-England,” but hasn't played in ages.
  • Dele Alli – Been there, done that. It’s still sad.
  • Aaron Ramsey – Experience? Yes. Hamstrings? No.
  • Timo Werner – Fast but allergic to goals.
  • Mariano Díaz – Real Madrid tax, no output in years.
  • Adama Traoré – Built like a tank, finishes like a toddler.
  • Jaden Philogene – Championship flair, Prem despair.
  • Che Adams – “Proven,” but rarely scores.
  • Eden Hazard – Retired in spirit, if not officially.
  • Philippe Coutinho – Big name, tiny impact, high wages.

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Big Pip Coutinho JUST officially left Villa this summer.
 


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