Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

chicoazul said:
Lads this is def con 1 and we need you all to step up and show your scouting skills by doing a list of the players Everton should sign within days please. The whole club and fanbase are counting on you.
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I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore



Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI
Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably be total flops:


  • Jesse Lingard – Free agent, “ex-England,” but hasn't played in ages.
  • Dele Alli – Been there, done that. It’s still sad.
  • Aaron Ramsey – Experience? Yes. Hamstrings? No.
  • Timo Werner – Fast but allergic to goals.
  • Mariano Díaz – Real Madrid tax, no output in years.
  • Adama Traoré – Built like a tank, finishes like a toddler.
  • Jaden Philogene – Championship flair, Prem despair.
  • Che Adams – “Proven,” but rarely scores.
  • Eden Hazard – Retired in spirit, if not officially.
  • Philippe Coutinho – Big name, tiny impact, high wages.

 

OneTrueLegend said:
Being reported that we have offered Juventus a loan with option to buy deal for Douglas Luis, with us paying 10m euros for the loan and 30m euros to make it permanent. This is because if Juve accept less than 40m euros for him it will be shown as a loss accounting wise

sportwitness.co.uk

Everton 'ready to make offer' - Toffees want player on loan with purchase option - Sport Witness

Earlier today, we covered a report from Turin newspaper Tuttosport which explained Douglas Luiz’s current situation, Having arrived from Aston Villa last summer, the player is for sale after failing to make an impact for Juventus. Tuttosport’s report mentioned Everton interest but was mainly...
sportwitness.co.uk sportwitness.co.uk
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This is exciting news, where have you seen that?
 

JLW said:
If we had full faith in Beto i dont believe we would of forked out 30m on Barry, he has been bought because they see him as an improvement on Beto.

No chance we go 442 not as the norm anyway. Maybe in certain parts of a game if we need a goal.
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I think its fairly standard for teams to have 3 strikers, when they only start with one. Mad as it seems £30m in todays market is not a lot of money for a premier league footballer.

The way Beto ended the season he is the best striker we have, its up to Barry to come in and prove that he is better.
 
Bungle said:
I have asked ChatGPT and these are their suggestions, whilst subtly mocking the knowledge of your average Evertonian. AI is particularly scathing of Traore



Everton Fan Fantasy Flops XI
Players the average Blue might want, but who'd probably be total flops:


  • Jesse Lingard – Free agent, “ex-England,” but hasn't played in ages.
  • Dele Alli – Been there, done that. It’s still sad.
  • Aaron Ramsey – Experience? Yes. Hamstrings? No.
  • Timo Werner – Fast but allergic to goals.
  • Mariano Díaz – Real Madrid tax, no output in years.
  • Adama Traoré – Built like a tank, finishes like a toddler.
  • Jaden Philogene – Championship flair, Prem despair.
  • Che Adams – “Proven,” but rarely scores.
  • Eden Hazard – Retired in spirit, if not officially.
  • Philippe Coutinho – Big name, tiny impact, high wages.

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Jason Philogene was excellent in the Championship for Hull and I was excited by the prospect of talks with Villa over a transfer to us. Another bullet dodged.
 


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