NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
Guarantee the boats will turn quicker than big mick.We have had to hire special boats to collect the ball out of the River Mersey when he plays at BMD- a very backward signing IMO!
Davideeyore
Player Valuation: £35m
It might be uninspiring and "beige" but we need a squad. They won't or can't all be new signings.
I even hate his stupid middle name
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
Bollox - play the kids if we have injuries.
We don’t need useless turds like Keane blocking their path to the first team.
I've heard from my football agent mate that Harrison is a done deal.... Nah not really but the news on the street is exactly that. The street being YouTube and the news is an AI bot.... But still.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
He won’t sit on the bench for 38 games knowing our luck, that’s the issue.
I will do a new thread for this awful take and also include the fella who said Robles next move from us would be Barca or Real Madrid.
Joking aren’t you Joey? When Mick Keggers gets sight on goal the ball, nets and glass shards from glazing at the back of the stand will end up in the IoM when he unleashes a trademark BLAMMO.We have had to hire special boats to collect the ball out of the River Mersey when he plays at BMD
(Might need the boats for Gana’s shots though tbf)
Everton pounce for sought after free scoring former Man Utd Prem ace, with 250 PL appearances and 12 International caps.
Looking forward to seeing you monsters celebrate his next match-winning goal.
SuperTimCahill
Player Valuation: £25m
Five year deal apparently, congrats Mickie lad!
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Oh some of you will be baiting , no doubt about that
When he hits it, it stays hit.
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