Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread




I can promise that if I were signed by Everton I would run my guts out, literallyI I would end up expelling the contents of both bowel and stomach, and I would work so hard. I would do so every single match and would do it for free! I would be crap though, I would never get past a defender nor score or assist. Harrison would do all the above but want more than my annual salary per week. Yet loads on here would welcome Harrison, yet brick my car windows in, its nothing but a bloody popularity contest! :/
 
I can promise that if I were signed by Everton I would run my guts out, literallyI I would end up expelling the contents of both bowel and stomach, and I would work so hard. I would do so every single match and would do it for free! I would be crap though, I would never get past a defender nor score or assist. Harrison would do all the above but want more than my annual salary per week. Yet loads on here would welcome Harrison, yet brick my car windows in, its nothing but a bloody popularity contest! :/

How does one run a car for free?

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I can promise that if I were signed by Everton I would run my guts out, literallyI I would end up expelling the contents of both bowel and stomach, and I would work so hard. I would do so every single match and would do it for free! I would be crap though, I would never get past a defender nor score or assist. Harrison would do all the above but want more than my annual salary per week. Yet loads on here would welcome Harrison, yet brick my car windows in, its nothing but a bloody popularity contest! :/
Don't be so hard on yourself, We'll get you on penalties you'll have a chance or two every year to slot.
 

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