Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread


You'd think Patterson's time is up
Suppose the issue for Patterson on a personal level is that he would be more than good enough to start for most Scots Prem Teams if he went back North but he wouldn't get the wages albeit he won't be on top dollar at us either. Best he can probably hope for is a season long loan and a bit more luck with injuries.
 
Suppose the issue for Patterson on a personal level is that he would be more than good enough to start for most Scots Prem Teams if he went back North but he wouldn't get the wages albeit he won't be on top dollar at us either. Best he can probably hope for is a season long loan and a bit more luck with injuries.
What wages is he on here?
 

Any answer I give will result in one of the following ripostes from you:

He's worse than Keane
He'll be too expensive
He won't come here to be 4th choice
He's too risky
He's always injured
He's too old
He's too young
He's too short

So what would be the point? Particularly given that who I might want almost certainly won't be coming here because the transfer committee (or whoever is in charge of our transfers) will have other ideas, so it's utterly redundant.

You will now be like "A HA, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WE COULD GET, YOU FOOL. SEE, MICHAEL KEANE IS THE ONLY OPTION IN WORLD FOOTBALL, THERE IS LITERALLY NOBODY YOU CAN NAME WHO IS BETTER" and be all proud of yourself.

Yeah, pretty much.

But you trying to make a joke about it doesnt make it anymore true :coffee:
 

Yeah, pretty much.

But you trying to make a joke about it doesnt make it anymore true :coffee:
I assume you mean any less true? You do understand that I'm not a club employee or a scout of any kind? I'm just an Evertonian who has watched Michael Keane stink the joint out every time he pulls on the shirt. That's why I want us to try someone else. Anyone else. OK, maybe not Wout Faes. So, almost anyone else.
 
Disagree here. Zouma in his prime, yes. But not now.

Also, apart from being awful Lindelof wouldn’t be coming here to be 4th choice.

Keane is absolutely fine as 4th choice CB and no doubt will also be taking a bit of wage cut too.
Zouma was great, but he’s almost crippled now.
 

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