Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread


I know it’s obviously not happening anyway, and it’s been dead funny memeing about how our fans would complain about signing Messi for the last 15 years, however right now at 38 he genuinely would be an awful signing.
 

It’s astonishing how many kids have Inter Miami shirts - all over the world - because of him.

There’s zero chance of it happening, but in the fantasy land where he joined Everton for 6 months, it’d be absurdly transformational for our profile.

I just had these weird thoughts that Messi joins us not fully fit, Dyche was still our manager and has to watch Doucoure playing his position from the bench.
 
I just had these weird thoughts that Messi joins us not fully fit, Dyche was still our manager and has to watch Doucoure playing his position from the bench.
Yeah a vindaloo and a load of pints in this weather is likely to induce stress dreams. When you're wearing lederhosen and chanting Sanskrit in the same dream it's probably time for a break.
 


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