Manchester United

[Bryan+]

Not if they win the Europa though.

We have to be targeting finishing above these now, they are abject. Take a look at that side they put out there today. Dire.

They won’t win

 

[davek]

Bought this today. Get's great reviews so Ilm hoping it's at the Damned United end of the David Peace spectrum and not the one on the other end about that weirdo Shankly.

 

[PhilM]

Ruben Amorim: I need to go if Manchester United start next season like this says boss

United's appalling finish to the campaign hit another low note at Old Trafford as they lost to a West Ham side that had failed to win any of their previous eight games.

www.bbc.co.uk

Preparations to jump ship?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Correct. Said it to my UTD supporting mates they are absolutely identical to Everton. I think next season will be even worse for them.

They're in much worse shape than us. We have a shiny, new stadium. Theirs is falling down around their ears, and one problem with all their income is lenders will extend far more credit than they ever did to us. Barcelona's finances are an even bigger mess, but the priceless asset called La Masia has kept them both afloat and lifting trophies. Every year United defers proper Old Trafford maintenance makes their costliest problem more expensive to cure.

The good news, if there is any, is most of their worst contracts come off the books next summer. Of course, then they have to replace all those minutes.

They're on a collision course with League One if one of the promoted sides next season can hack the Prem. We should be midtable if we can identify a few players with goal contribution this summer.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Ruben Amorim: I need to go if Manchester United start next season like this says boss

United's appalling finish to the campaign hit another low note at Old Trafford as they lost to a West Ham side that had failed to win any of their previous eight games.

www.bbc.co.uk

Preparations to jump ship?

I think the writing may just be on the wall. United brought in a system manager, but can't afford to remake the squad. What they need right now is someone who can eke out points with the overpriced pieces in the Lego box.

They need Carlo, but can they steal him from Brazil? I doubt it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I think the writing may just be on the wall. United brought in a system manager, but can't afford to remake the squad. What they need right now is someone who can eke out points with the overpriced pieces in the Lego box.

They need Carlo, but can they steal him from Brazil? I doubt it.

Carlo?

(and you've a double space as well, twice...1)

Imagine the hilarity if they got a specialist in to pick up the pieces, hand picked even...

 

[Martin Alvito]

Carlo?

(and you've a double space as well, twice...1)

Imagine the hilarity if they got a specialist in to pick up the pieces, hand picked even...

If you're talking about double spacing after periods, I always do it. Much simpler to find and replace them all out, when writing for real, than retrain muscle memory. Not my fault the convention changed after I learned to type.

 

[COYBL25]

I think the writing may just be on the wall. United brought in a system manager, but can't afford to remake the squad. What they need right now is someone who can eke out points with the overpriced pieces in the Lego box.

They need Carlo, but can they steal him from Brazil? I doubt it.

A certain human Scotch Egg lookalike, nail eating, hoofball merchant is available ?

 

[Martin Alvito]

A certain human Scotch Egg lookalike, nail eating, hoofball merchant is available ?

Oh, man, that would be a riot. He would stand on the touchline with his most puzzled expression and think, "Expensive players? What do you do with these? For that matter, how does anyone manage this much ego?"

 

[barneygumble]

I always say it about them.

And I'll say it now. The worst thing that can happen to United this season, is winning the Europa. They'll qualify for CL, and it'll totally paper over the cracks.

They need to completely tear it down. They are everton under Moshiri, on Steroids. Devoid of any character, loaded with big salaries and mercenaries and they're absolutely suffocating on their own success from
The Ferguson days.

Villa, Newcastle perfect examples of how you rebuild a squad quickly. But united are just controlled by turnover and the sponsors will never allow a rebuild.

Not upset. They and Liverpool have been keen to dismantle English Football for years now. So let them rot.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

If you're talking about double spacing after periods, I always do it.

Old typewriter etiquette...

 

[Tommy Chong]

Ruben Amorim: I need to go if Manchester United start next season like this says boss

United's appalling finish to the campaign hit another low note at Old Trafford as they lost to a West Ham side that had failed to win any of their previous eight games.

www.bbc.co.uk

Preparations to jump ship?

They're in much worse shape than us. We have a shiny, new stadium. Theirs is falling down around their ears, and one problem with all their income is lenders will extend far more credit than they ever did to us. Barcelona's finances are an even bigger mess, but the priceless asset called La Masia has kept them both afloat and lifting trophies. Every year United defers proper Old Trafford maintenance makes their costliest problem more expensive to cure.

The good news, if there is any, is most of their worst contracts come off the books next summer. Of course, then they have to replace all those minutes.

They're on a collision course with League One if one of the promoted sides next season can hack the Prem. We should be midtable if we can identify a few players with goal contribution this summer.

If you haven't seen this video:

It's a pretty decent breakdown of what’s going on at Man U at the moment.

Oh well, at least Onana is making the best of a sh.te situation by trying to improve himself :

 

[Martin Alvito]

If you haven't seen this video:

It's a pretty decent breakdown of what’s going on at Man U at the moment.

Oh well, at least Onana is making the best of a sh.te situation by trying to improve himself :
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I like how the narrator switches from newscaster to profane, vitriolic diatribe on a dime. Good stuff.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I like how the narrator switches from newscaster to profane, vitriolic diatribe on a dime. Good stuff.

I agree with his remarks on Elon Musk: 'Look at him standing there in his stupid hat... F.ck him!'

 

[Martin Alvito]

I agree with his remarks on Elon Musk: 'Look at him standing there in his stupid hat... F.ck him!'

Absolutely.