Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
What happens if the Keeper gets sin binned 
The things these come up with get more ridiculous all the time
The things these come up with get more ridiculous all the time
Brigadier2
Player Valuation: £500k
Luton penalty, the foul started outside the box and continued inside, its a penalty, Everton v sheff utd danjuma exactly the same thing, free kick no penalty, nothing wrong with var it's the corruption from the officials.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £80m
Not a fan of this, our treatment with yellow cards is bad enough. If you play fullback or holding mid for Everton in a big game you’re getting a yellow in the first few mins so you can’t make another tackle all game.
Imagine us with the blue cards, we’d so much as look at any of Oliver Atwell Tierney Pawson and they’d have half the team in the sin bin.
I’d put a big wager on after the end of the first season of this being in use we’d have received the most blue cards and Liverpool would have received the least.
Imagine us with the blue cards, we’d so much as look at any of Oliver Atwell Tierney Pawson and they’d have half the team in the sin bin.
I’d put a big wager on after the end of the first season of this being in use we’d have received the most blue cards and Liverpool would have received the least.
Blue cards for scab six - Red cards for everyone else.
Another way to manipulate outcomes.
Another nail in footballs coffin.
Another way to manipulate outcomes.
Another nail in footballs coffin.
That’s why it’s a “ blue card” masters wanted it to be called an “ Everton” and use a toffee instead of a card , but others thought it may have been to obvious.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
The people in charge just love to spoil the game, which although it had its faults, was still as about as perfect as it could be.
The blue cards are fine if it's just for dissent, that's fairly black and white and we can get around that with good coaching/discipline. If they use it for anything else then it's just another tool to manage a result. For instance when VVD tries his usual leg breaker in the derby, he may get a blue card and everyone in the papers will bemoan the decision, when our player tries it he'll get a straight red. Let's wait until the referees have mastered two cards before introducing a third.
The blue cards are fine if it's just for dissent, that's fairly black and white and we can get around that with good coaching/discipline. If they use it for anything else then it's just another tool to manage a result. For instance when VVD tries his usual leg breaker in the derby, he may get a blue card and everyone in the papers will bemoan the decision, when our player tries it he'll get a straight red. Let's wait until the referees have mastered two cards before introducing a third.
RufusCat
Player Valuation: £225k
Exactly right
You don't need blue cards. It's just another sign of emotional weakness. Boo-Hoo, 'the player did a serious foul in the first few minutes of a big match, but we won't send him off because we have to make allowances for the occasion and the fact that he was hyped up.' No we don't! He's a professional footballer and part of that is managing your emotions. If you can't do that, it makes you a lesser player. A sending off offence is a sending off offence (same with bookings) regarless of when in the game it happens, the 'importance' of the match or whether you're playing for Man U or Stockport County. Just get ref's to referee the game properly. And while you're doing that, stop the laughing and joking with the players. You're in charge FFS, act like it and stop mooning over the famous millionaires you are in charge of.
pfim
Player Valuation: £35m
There’s already a clear punishment for dissent, it’s just not used.
That's just the short version - it'll end up waaay dafter in practice
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