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Being a full international for Scotland is like being Miss Wales, sort of impressive but the competition isn't particularly fierce.

Sell Goodison to the mysterious Asian businessman Rehsila Vonamsu for a billion quid

From a kopite as well who has torn into Everton fans on here for giving out about Kenwright. He should go and kindly eff off back to rawk the hypocrite.

I say build there. What they gonna do? Pump raw sewage into our rivers?

Pu55yman_Dan making him feel loads better, though.

If we're safe, turn it into a spectacle like a harlem globetrotters game: Dom pretends to steal a spectator's handbag, we bring a step ladder on for a corner, we only shoot from our own half etc.

If Usmanov were any other nationality we'd be 8 points better off. If we weren't building a new stadium we'd be 8 points better off. If we'd been gifted a stadium like City or West Ham's terms we'd be 8 points (and hundreds of millions of...

Is he a good manager? No. Are we a good team? No. Could he, however, cobble these ramshackle losers into at least a semi-effective unit? Also no.

Nobody will ever convince me that any point deductions for accounting errors is “fair” in any sense of the word.

12 winless league games 11 players not bothering 10 points deducted A number 9 not scoring 8 points since Christmas 777 not approved 6 points after appeal 5 paellas in Benitez 4 managers since Carlo 3 weeks in Portugal 2 separate points deduction

The most horrific fart I have ever experienced remains in the Winslow before Newcastle home in 2010. There were people running out the door, people screaming, a sobbing vicar sat near me stood up and renounced God and ripped his dog collar off.

Not well apparently