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    Its all about goals simple as that

    As Confucius once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
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    Confirmed Signing Amadou Onana

    750+ instances of Onanaism in under 24 hours. Pace yourselves, or you'll go blind!
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    Confirmed Signing Amadou Onana

    Surely anyone who actually wants to come here lacks the temperament and leadership skills required to sort out the midfield?
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    Confirmed Signing Idrissa Gueye

    Yes please!
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    New Global timing partner

    Let's have a competition to see who can be the first to prove they've used the phrase "global timing partner" in normal human conversation. Yeesh.
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    2021/22 Richarlison

    Who do you think is responsible for setting the anti-Everton diving agenda? The referees themselves? Rupert Murdoch? The Kopite deep state? Was there a panel about this at the World Economic Forum, or more over drinks at the afterparty?
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    Transfer Rumour Keane Lewis-Potter

    ?? Attorneys at Law Attorneys at Law Keane Lewis Potter Attorneys at Law ? ?
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    SCRAP VAR

    Yes, bin it. Slows the game down, saps the drama, yet more creeping Americanisation of sport, in exchange for, if anything, even more time spent bellyaching about the refereeing than before, just with an extra level of abstraction and absurdity. The solution is to ban the broadcast of...
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    Did we chase Martinez out too soon?

    Bring back Besic.
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    20 years ago today..

    Knew it'd end in tears when fate actually gave the many, many Moyes-era Net Spend whingers what they wanted.
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    Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

    The new management was clearly reading the forum circa late Moyes, and said to themselves, "Ha! Gentleman, if those insufferable chronic whingers want net spend THEN WE SHALL GIVE THEM NET SPEND!!!! Get Sigurdsson's agent back on the phone again!"
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    Everton January 2022 Transfer Thread

    "Create two, three...many Iwobis, that is the watchword".
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    How do we get our Everton back .

    Join the Russian mafia, rise through the ranks by unleashing a torrent of violence, plunder the mineral wealth of the Soviet Union, then take advantage of Britain's world famous money laundering services by purchasing it through thinly disguised intermediaries?
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    Bielsa?

    Arguably a bit insane, but nowhere near enough to come here. That's one point in his favour, I suppose.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    It's like the opposite of that Woody Allen joke ("I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member") Anyone insane enough to come work here at this point by definition lacks the soundness of judgement that we need to get out of this mess.
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