Recent content by Rhapsody in Blue

Shot to nothing here, Is there anyone who is driving over for the game from Newcastle? Hoping to take my girlfriend to her first ever Everton game. Thought that us stuffing Watford would be an excellent time to do so.

Sorry to report @Eggs but according to marca Real Madrid are after Barrios

I would love you to be right!

Everton that

It's certainly tricky. Just goes to show what poor assets they are for the club.

I can't see any of our central midfield players on there but I can't imagine that they would compare very well to some of the others.

Imagine having a midfielder who passes the ball forwards! Our dreams may soon become a reality.

First home game of the season. Great opportunity to show the improvements after our last home game of the season. Need to try and get behind them.

And why would Brands reject offers from other supposedly bigger clubs to come here?

To be fair it looks like him and Big Sam would share similar ideals when it comes to restaurants.

And that's turned out really well for them. They need to realise that since Fergie has left they are no longer the same force and aren't as attractive to prospective players.

Although players over 30 shouldn't be relied upon and the average age of the team should be in the 20s you do need to have some older heads around the squad to offer experience. These days players don't just fall off a cliff when they hit 30 like they used to. That doesn't however mean that you...

It's simple Sokratis plays for Arsenal and Jagielka for Everton.

To be fair to him he's an amazing self publicist and clearly has a great team around him. The fact that he is an awful manager but still manages to be the darling of the media is very impressive.

Heard Martinez might be taking over there. With the players available I'm not quite sure how that will go. It would be very different asking the likes of De Bruyne and Hazard to play beautiful football compared with some of Leicester's players.