It's a Monday night under the lights at Goodison Park in August 2000 and the returning Duncan Ferguson comes off the bench to score a brace in a 3-0 win over Charlton Athletic. Francis Jeffers also scored while Thomas Gravesen and Gazza made debuts
Oh God.
The "winner" narrative has started. The following is an inexhaustive list of apparent winners from our recent past:
Gibson
Cleverley
Rooney
Delph
Young
Lampard
Signing players who have won things with far, far, far better clubs when...
People again acting as if they are all sunning it up in the Caribbean with a pina colada in their hand, refusing every call to do with the club and work. It is the same with everything, fans get their knickers in a twist because the club staff...
Evertonians in the Park End at Goodison Park celebrate reaching the FA Cup semi-finals after beating Newcastle United 1-0 thanks to a Dave Watson goal in March 1995