Recent content by Paris

More people attended the women’s euros though. Gotta give credit to this commentator though, he’s very excitable.

Egypt vs Zimbabwe looks well attended lol Such a silly little tinpot competition.

I hope Hearts win the league just because of this

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I always think they need a bit of a trim and I usually get them done at the same time as I go to the barbers but I've decided to try and save myself £25 by doing my hair and beard myself and that's the result lol

Whilst shaving my head and beard I decided to give my eyebrows a trim. Alas, I got the grading wrong and I shaved my eyebrows right off.

Still the GOAT

I do absolutely take more of a proactive approach to my fitness than I used to when I was younger. Nothing special like, an hour's cardio down the gym followed by 250-300 pushups the following day. I'm not a body builder or anything of the sort but at least 20 minutes a day is good I guess?

I'm just sat here swigging a beer, I'm in my late 30s now but still don't realise how old this actually is and despite no longer hanging out with ladies of the night with gay abandon, I still consider myself young, and every bit of spare cash I have goes towards travel instead of doing...

I'm not allowed to play lol but I never knew why they say it's good luck to be shat on lol and yes, it's Lalisa Manobal, and no, not even she's allowed to poo on me lol It was one of those very small birds, I'm guessing native to SE Asia?