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Bad mongrel you, prawns from a chippy are absolutely gross. They smell like they’ve been left in somebody’s car boot for a week. It’s a universal truth of every prawn I’ve ever had from a chippy

For me, it’s coconut jasmine rice. Love it, especially served with a butter chicken and some naan.

If he does extend, that’s our two top talents and most saleable assets tied down. Ambition.

I am super pleased if he signs for another 4 years

I think there's a fair argument for this, and at a minimum he's been our most impactful or influential. Without him, we'd have been relegated! Off the pitch, he's a lovely person. Once he's on the pitch, even at training, he's absolutely bonkers!

Just had a look at PL appearances for Everton If he plays a full season next season, that takes him to 5th with Jagielka, another full season after that puts him just behind Coleman (providing Coleman plays a couple of games next season). Does...

Oh and BTW, the pitch??? It fits, just, and it's looking glorious.

I love that his goal celebration goes back to childhood.

I love the people who are so relaxed about transfers, so convinced that everything is going perfectly to plan that they spend 8 hours of their day posting on the transfer thread about how unconcerned they are.

Pleases me that the only things people can find to moan about a couple of weeks before lift-off are little trivialities that are easily amended. Dan Meis, Everton and LOR have all played an absolute blinder. It's 'kin magnificent and it's...