A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint.
The barman is stunned at a talking but politely serves him without comment. Duck drinks up and leaves.
Next day, same thing.
Continues for a few days
Eventually the barman says 'hope you don't mind me...
Always heard the phrase centre halves should be close enough to hold hands. That's utterly disgraceful being in those positions and costing us the way they did. Quite frankly unacceptable.