An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th anniversary at the restaurant where they first met. At dinner they begin reminiscing about old times. "Honey, do you remember when we made love against that fence out back?" the man asks. "Of course", replies the woman, "that was a night to remember...
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says "Now doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises"
The doctor, taken aback asks him "My god, well how do your pants fit?"
To which the man replies "Like a glove"
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach...
13th September 1969 Alan Ball races on to a miss-cued shot from Howard Kendall to beat West Ham keeper, Bobby Ferguson from close range for Everton's opener in a 2-0 win -