Recent content by Housequake

Boss in that one season, pump the rest of the time.

Him left and the Spanish lid/McGeady right for now on, Pienaar needs a few games on the bench.

He's probably got a better touch than Lukaku in all fairness.

Osman is Swahili for pump.

Genius PR move by a fresh faced Moyes though, got everyone on board straight away and 12 years later it's practically up there with NSNO.

Has Carlos been on asking everyone what they're having for tea?

You *are* having a laugh, aren't you?

Rodwell's good games. Back end of 08-09: Gosling derby, West Ham at home, Villa in the cup. 09-10: Sigma at home when he scored two, the five minute cameo against Utd. City away. 10-11: When him and Fellaini played back to back games away at City and Chelsea. 11-12: None, unless you count...

We played almost a 3 in the middle that night with Arteta-Rodwell-Osman. They all moved in tandem and Reading took the absolute piss, not one of them knew when to stick or go, embarrassing night that.

Don't agree in the slightest. If we can land Barry permanently in the summer it'll be him and James McCarthy occupying that midfield berth for the foreseeable future, and with good cause. Barry's awareness is absolutely top draw, he can control and lay off the easy way or the less obvious way...

No he wouldn't, as he hasn't under two continental managers of a much higher pedigree than Martinez. He's pump lads, admit it. He's not a centre back either, regardless of whether he played there as a youngster.

Would you lot cheer on and get behind your favourite artist if they were playing like tossers? No, you wouldn't. You be fuming as to why your £40 was going on utter tripe. That's not to say we've been playing badly as it couldn't be farther from the truth, but the crowd only really gets going...

Goodison has been a library for years. You could finish Atlas Shrugged in 70% of the ground during a game.

Getting the money we got for him was one of the best deals this club has ever had. The lad is bang average, not to mention never available.

De Guzman, lids' quality.