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    Yakubu

    Boss in that one season, pump the rest of the time.
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    Kevin Mirallas

    Him left and the Spanish lid/McGeady right for now on, Pienaar needs a few games on the bench.
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    Ric Wee

    He's probably got a better touch than Lukaku in all fairness.
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    Leon Osman

    Osman is Swahili for pump.
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    Ric Wee

    Genius PR move by a fresh faced Moyes though, got everyone on board straight away and 12 years later it's practically up there with NSNO.
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    Gerard Deulofeu - Once a Blue, always a Blue

    Has Carlos been on asking everyone what they're having for tea?
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    You *are* having a laugh, aren't you?
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    Rodwell's good games. Back end of 08-09: Gosling derby, West Ham at home, Villa in the cup. 09-10: Sigma at home when he scored two, the five minute cameo against Utd. City away. 10-11: When him and Fellaini played back to back games away at City and Chelsea. 11-12: None, unless you count...
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    We played almost a 3 in the middle that night with Arteta-Rodwell-Osman. They all moved in tandem and Reading took the absolute piss, not one of them knew when to stick or go, embarrassing night that.
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    Don't agree in the slightest. If we can land Barry permanently in the summer it'll be him and James McCarthy occupying that midfield berth for the foreseeable future, and with good cause. Barry's awareness is absolutely top draw, he can control and lay off the easy way or the less obvious way...
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    No he wouldn't, as he hasn't under two continental managers of a much higher pedigree than Martinez. He's pump lads, admit it. He's not a centre back either, regardless of whether he played there as a youngster.
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    Atmosphere at Goodison

    Would you lot cheer on and get behind your favourite artist if they were playing like tossers? No, you wouldn't. You be fuming as to why your £40 was going on utter tripe. That's not to say we've been playing badly as it couldn't be farther from the truth, but the crowd only really gets going...
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    Atmosphere at Goodison

    Goodison has been a library for years. You could finish Atlas Shrugged in 70% of the ground during a game.
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    Everton tried to bring back Jack Rodwell on deadline day

    Getting the money we got for him was one of the best deals this club has ever had. The lad is bang average, not to mention never available.
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    Michu

    De Guzman, lids' quality.
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    Everton player you disliked the most

    I didn't dislike him per se, but him constantly being offside, out wide or on the floor after trying for a header really tested my patience. Not to mention his complete inability in front of goal. Absolutely awful to watch, considering those first couple of months.
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    Potential attendances

    Newcastle at home 33,495 (granted, this one was on MNF). Fulham at home 33,796 (Fulham brought about 110 people so that's a factor...and they're sh*te). The only ones lower than that were the cup games, which is the norm for most teams. Other than that we've had 36 plus for every game, with...
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    Everton player you disliked the most

    The Saha-Cahill axis of awful. Nice lids, but absolutely the worst strike partnership i've ever seen and unfortunately I saw it every.f*cking.week.
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    Potential attendances

    My ticket for Villa was £22, that's a discount. The near sell out for Hull was the big surprise, Villa at least have some pull.
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    Steven Naismith

    5 for the season, same as Mirallas. He's doing sound, nice enough option to bring off the bench...defo not wide though.
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