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I can guarantee that most of them haven't either. Such a triviality is not a reason not to have a strong opinion on a player.

Only if its the local abattoir.

Imagine reading this sentence 10 years ago.

Brilliant news - best player last year Don’t know about you but I like that contracts are taking a while to thrash out… means we’re not just bowing down to giving players everything they want (see Doucoure and Calvert Lewin contracts...

Has anybody considered that Everton might buy Douglas Luiz and then loan him to Roma?

Absolutely mate. Everton need to officially rebut statements of voices in @efcste97 head so all the GOT bedwetters can sleep dryly.

The best jokes are the same ones regurgitated over and over again

Another day, same rubbish from PhoenixIreland.

Your record is good in fairness.

We are not getting him back though.

I’m amazed by people’s ability to find a reason for moaning. Kit, kit manufacturer, stadium name, stadium tunnel, stadium tunnel’s shade of blue, 4th choice CB, contrived return of Harrison… Incredible.

As a comparison of the 4th/5th choice CB at other mid-table sides (not direct as some play 3 at the back): Bournemouth = James Hill (never heard of him in my life) Brighton = Igor (crocked) or Eiran Cashin Brentford = Ben Mee Crystal Palace =...

Can I interest you in the Jack Harrison thread?

These comments had led me to believe we just signed the guy for 40 million. Instead, I just went back 5 pages and was unable to find a single decent source 😒