Recent content by Frank Halfcoate

Who did you play for?

Who did you play for?

Eh? What? Wtf?

Thomas Hitzlsperger.

That's a good point, the one thing Allardyce will be remembered for here will be his style of football.

Guard your van mate?

The most surprising thing to me after reading that beautifully constructed piece is that Steve Walsh doesn't have a moustache. I'm serious, did he used to have one?

Exactly, it's all conjecture.

Where did you hear that?

Do you reserve a particular tool for this task, or will any spatula, bread knife or kitchen utensil do, as they all get washed anyway?

Well we wouldn't worry about relegation if we had Viagra on board, as the viagra would keep us up, that's the joke.

Well hey not bad. It looks like an athletic fit which is fine for me because I have massive bulging pectorals.

Don't worry Nobby, it was never that great to begin with.

Rubs his nose straight after saying it, which means he's blatantly lying.