The most surprising thing to me after reading that beautifully constructed piece is that Steve Walsh doesn't have a moustache.
I'm serious, did he used to have one?
Well hey, no mention of throwing bottles at an opposing team coach driving through thousands of their own fans. No danger of a bottle hitting a kid, or a fan. No mention of one hitting the driver of the coach (even though the front window was smashed in) and him careering into all the fans...