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If he were wearing a red shirt it'd be "there is contact so the ref has no choice". They say that whether the players legs fly into the air like they are tethered to a passing plane or they take a few more steps before collapsing. As usual the sport is played to different regulations depending...

Premier League, corrupt as ####

On Spanish DAZN they called Everton "prehistoric" and used the name "Dycheasaurus". It was probably a tweet or something rather than the commentator coming up with it but can't really argue against it.

Absolutely this. I used to hate seeing Player X on the teamsheet due to the way he'd hide from the ball but at least he'd score on a regular basis. This guy wants the ball but then finds a way to give it to the opposition. When he eventually get around to passing the ball it is either under or...

Taken us as far as he can this season. Give him the remaining 34 games and there is a good chance he can take us to a whole new level, unfortunately that new level will be the championship.

Stick another 50 million on his price as he makes the entire defence function. Tarkowski looked a bottom half defender before Branthwaite was in the team and looks the same now.

Telling me that is enough for a grown man to fall over, game of cheats

He has no plan, there is obviously no work done on moving the ball and scoring goals. I know we cannot keep sacking managers but this is not the manager to settle on.

Whatever passes for the recruitment team should have had some ready to be registered as soon as the window opened. To be here, one game left, with our only attacking threat out for the decider is pathetic.

I love how Keane is showing the ref where it hit him. Yes Michael, that is your arm. Imbecile.

He is another woeful player. Got a load of money and spent it on players from teams either relegated or in the bottom half, no wonder relegation is firmly on the horizon. Edit: this was supposed to be quoting the comment just above about Tarkowski

He is the living embodiment of why we are in this situation. 25 million down the drain on a player who has regressed since signing. I need some of whatever our scouts are drinking because they are obviously in a better place.

Alex flipping Iwobi, who'd have thought.

He needs to start throwing some kids in the mix. The senior "pros" aren't performing the effort so give the youth a chance.