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I'm very sorry for both you and your wife. Words on a forum are only so much solace. I believe the suddenness of this ordeal will have both surprised and shocked you. The reality of the permanence is likely to onset in waves. Little things. Does...

When you come on here you'll have loads of notifications, make sure you read them, see all the usernames of people that don't know you who are reaching out to check whether you need anything, or if they can help, find some solace in being an...

Although you can't see it right now, things will get better mate. You are not alone in this, we're all here for you.

I'm reading a biography of Keith Richards by Victor Bockris which was published in 1992. I've read his autobiog from 2010 but it was all about drugs and tough talk which I'm not interested in. I hoped that the earlier book, being as it were...

It just occurred to me: Are Dad’s Army and ‘allo ‘allo part of the same cinematic universe?

I remember him from when I used to go to Tranmere's games on a Friday night. A good no nonsense centre forward.

The inventor of predictive text has died, his funfair is on monkey .

Fred came home from university in tears. 'Mum, am I adopted?' 'Of course not,' his mother replied. 'Why would you think such a thing?' Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results — he was no match for any of his relatives and a strong match...

Overheard two ladies talking — One said, 'I'm getting a boob job.' The other said, 'Well, I'm getting my asshole bleached.' The first one looked at her surprised and said, 'I can't picture your husband as a blonde.'"

Went to my mates funeral yesterday, he had an ice cream van all his life. Loads of people there, and I thought he only had a few friends, turns out he had hundreds and thousands

Phew, glad I read this before I replied

I get paid by HMRC to trawl websites asking questions about people's online sales from Ebay, FB marketplace and the GOT.

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Pfft …

Like kiwi fruit.