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FFS, it looked fine before I posted it. Just showed all the top scorers in the Prem era for us. Doesn't make for great viewing so probably good that it didn't post properly.

That's quite a who's who of Everton scoring prowess. We have a woeful history of forwards since the arrival of the Premier League. I'm not sure why we have any expectations that any will succeed to any substantive level. Barring Cottee, the Yak...

Yours too, I wonder how many other half siblings we both have?

Here you go mate.

I can't even imagine the awkward silence of when he introduces himself as Benj, as you'd naturally hang there waiting for the 'amin', and it just... Never comes

centered crests don't do it for me, yuck

This is so good, especially if you're a motorsports fan.

We had some feedback that it's not easy to dip in and out of the forum to get the latest news. Perhaps, understandably - we're a busy forum and we can't be all things to all people. To help, - I've put together an Everton Newswire. It can be...

Don’t talk to me - emailed them 3 years ago enquiring on progress on signing a right back and right winger. Still waiting on a response.

don't be furious over things you can't control

Now that does make for an interesting combination for Mr Dibling to wake up to on a Friday morning. But as long as you get him signed on a sensible deal then that works for me!

Can we sign one today please, and then another tomorrow and then...

FFS, haven't we got a resident stalker available to go and sit outside his house and provide us with updates.

I'm sure there's a thread somewhere which has been set up for just this situation.

Don't just tease!