So what is this thread all about then? For those sick of all the pants-pissing? If so I've got a smoking jacket and tartan slippers, a whole stack of porn magazines (well-thumbed, amongst many other things 😉) and some 70's Commando comics...
For context the original poster I was replying to said they were in a bad place mentally/going through a rough time.
The response I got was completely unexpected, as was the full transformation by the end of his rant into peak Alan Partridge...