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How do I become a transfer ITK? I feel like it's something I could do for about one day in twelve.

@Zatara

Won’t someone please think of the children ? Just buy more jigsaws ffs.

His latest instagram post is a right slap in the face

Wherever you go I'll follow <3

Why not move to Plymouth Hoe ?

Used to work on trains through Portsmouth - good chance to see the best and worst of a place. Generally, Portsmouth folk were sound, had a few good nights out there too (although this is close to twenty years ago). Gosport is rough, drugs and...

Why would you commit to moving to a city in another country that you know nothing about? Not being funny, genuinely interested! “Honey, we’re moving across the Atlantic to Portsmouth in the UK. We’re going next month, everything is arranged.”...

Avoid Fratton by all accounts.

Defo scoring at Goodison BMD. Fully expected him to kiss the badge and shush the crowd. Albeit, the Leeds consolation in a 5-1 hammering. Seems fitting somehow. Edit: I'm just too used to writing Goodison. Still feels weird.

Nah, the Wests are to my mind English weirdos who typify a particular inbred nasty stupid cruelty- so certainly they'd both play for Newcastle. Liverpool would be international level weirdos so perhaps a Fritzel.

Great catch. You can't blame the tail for this. Well played India

what a catch that is

Tough one this. Maybe a Jimmy Carr show and you’re sitting right at the front and you’re hungover. Going to watch Newcastle and sitting with the home fans during a heatwave. Attending a Brit pop revival tour A works initiative called...