As long as you only fapped over the girls - even the fat one - and didn't picture either of the blokes, entering your bumhole, at the same time, then, no, it wouldn't be gay, at all.
Haha, well I'm deffo with you on the optimist thing - are we glutton's for punishment, or what? I've got a weird feeling that we will win tonight, but then draw the Red****e in the next round - it could well just be wind, though. Haha. Plus, we seem to be a bit of a 'bogey' team, for City. It...
How do! Well, we beat the pie eaters, let's just hope that, some how, we manage a couple of good results from this week's games. Hmm, do you think that could be asking too much?
Does anyone know if we've tried Kirsty Allsop?
If she can't relocate us, she would probably help us spruce up Goodison, using just some homemade stencils and some Victorian sanitary towels.