Recent content by Alphonse

If only Colin Bell had played for us. We could have the Bell stand.

If milk floats, it's off.

Wednesday 25/8/1954 Everton 1 Arsenal 0 Nearly 60 years and always in the top division.

Boys pen for me. William and I had such larks watching the togger back then.

I think Lloris is actually Welsh for Doris.

I remember I liked Gordon Lee at the time but then he got rid of Duncan MacKenzie so taking it all into consideration it's David ... err Dave ... err, Davie boy ... oh bugger it come back Billy Bingham.

Are there some games missing from these fixture lists? Looks like Fulham and a few more are only playing 37 games

As long as five years from now we haven't got Moyes saying he will decide at the end of the season if he will sign another contract or not I don't mind. And Neville and Osman aren't the oldest central midfield pair in Division 2. Managers, owners and players come and go. As long as Everton...

Life's a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all.

My mum always said that I was part Welsh, never found out which part though.

So excited. I smashed them all. Logged out, came back and there all there again ready for me to smash. I may be doing this for the next two weeks.

Mrs Alphonse told me to tell our lad about safe sex. She went mental when I said always give a false name and address.

Done.

Not surprising really, such a common name. Papa and gramps had it also. Dad is that you?

Ok, full name Alphonse Sebastian Ffortescue Brown III.