Recent content by abelard

Sometimes we all need a shoulder to say 'Vectron' on

Have never understood why so many people take it as a personal insult that a teenager turns out not to be good enough to start for a mid-table premier league side.

If only we could harness all the pain and anger, malice and sorrow, yearning, frustration and spite in this thread, then channel it to turning turbines, we'd have climate change sorted before the hour.

Haven't checked in in a while. Is he worse than Hitler, or nah?

That's a lie and you know it!

The Hidden Imam!

Really need Sunderland to get promoted so we can start selling them our dross again

old, overrated, overpriced. swerve. i miss the days of bringing a knife to a gunfight... now we bring bazookas to knife fights, and still lose. or pay bazooka prices for kinves.

He's going to be fine.

Believe it or not, I once came within a whisker of being hired in Jacksonville. Permission to speak freely?

Good riddance, though of course the next one will be worse.

Ohio. Not even bad enough to be interesting. All the more conventionally trash states have a 'can't look away' #MambaOut exuberance to their many failures, and you will rarely be bored there. Ohio is flat, in every sense. Indiana too. Indianapolis makes Hull feel like Paris.

Never missed Gareth Barry more than when watching Delph.

Still mostly useless.

Would really secure our position as the Premier League's Honorary MLS franchise.