Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Timhowardsswearbox]

!!CONFIRMED!!: I've got a big ITK source who has said we've finalised a deal for Swedish forward Per-Paul Dildøssen. I don't know much about him but my source says he's a big, athletic playmaker who should give us a lot more attacking penetration. Set to be announced to the media in the coming hours.

He's great in the hole, I've heard.

 

[Jamiednm]

Thanks...cannot wait to see this dildo guy; sounds awesome...

Which team does he play for in Sweden?

IF Pålmshaft in their 3rd division (semi-pro) from what I've been told. I don't know that much about Swedish football.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Gone quiet

Back in two hours...

If Gana and Garner haven't been announced yet I will go into full meltdown...

Farhad, did you hear me?

 

[davek]

Tell you what, we get hammered on Sat with Maupay in the starting eleven then this will be a black transfer window for the board.

As said: I cant see this board not acting today. If they dont they are basically folding their arms and saying...let's see if we can get safe with a few goals from a striker and others chipping in and try and keep it tight at the back.

It'd be a gamble of huge proportions.

They're building a stadium for 53,00 people and its costing £500M. It makes little sense if we dont ensure we stay up.

 

[helpimonfire]

Confirmed. New worker for the burger stall. Signed on a match by match contract.

 

[hktoffee]

6 hours 56 mins.

 

[blueblue]

Tell you what, we get hammered on Sat with Maupay in the starting eleven then this will be a black transfer window for the board.

What will it be if we win ?

One game does not define a season.

 

[Bez2k2k]

I’m

If Forest go down it will be a blood bath.
A lot of the players signed will have relegation escape clauses.

ceasy signings some of them. Boly, Aurier, Kouyate, they to me are all very average players who will all be on high wages playing for a club which they don’t really want to.

 

[Gooner66789]

Is Moshiri stupid enough to not bring anymore in for you to lose at the weekend for him to go is the window still open not realising it shut on thursday night.

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Aubameyang pretty much done to Chelsea.... wonder if they'll let Broja out his bedroom now?

 

[davek]

Same as Patterson cannot defend....

DCL wont play and Patterson cant defend. That's just two factual statement.

 

[PKwalnuts]

He's great in the hole, I've heard.

Claims he's a ten but more a false 9

 

[Curtis]

We still have a domestic loan so i would assume worst case scenario we'll pick up an average attacker in a desperation move

 

[ProZ]

Is Moshiri stupid enough to not bring anymore in for you to lose at the weekend for him to go is the window still open not realising it shut on thursday night.

Why do we keep blaming Moshiri when we have a DOF?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Confirmed. New worker for the burger stall. Signed on a match by match contract.

Thank god; a confirmation...

I know you are on fire, but thanks.