Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[Dwight K Schrute]

So Sarr or Brereton Diaz (i prefer the latter)
Broja or the Rennes lad (prefer Broja)
Kudus
Gana

GET IT DONE BILL

Sarr is massively inconsistent and meant to be a bell. Diaz has improved since becoming an international but it is debatable whether or not he is PL quality. He certainly isn't a PL quality wide forward - he is completely lacking in the pace and skill required for the role at that level. He may be able to cut it as a central striker in the PL though, but I'm really not sure.

 

[Neiler]

"We'll go with what we've got."
Frank Lampard, September 01, 2022.

Bringing a squeaky toy, to a Bazooka fight.

 

[Davekknowsnothing]

I think we need a surer thing mate. Who was the last hot headed striker from them?

Dunc

 

[Hogwild]

Now now, this suggests a plan at all.

LOL - too true, so probably not

Still, they are both big lads with enough pace and ability to play out wide on occasion. It's not impossible that we have a plan that might look something like this.

 

[chicoazul]

Dunc

Not Naismith or Jelavic?

 

[Curtis]

If we sign him we deserve to be relegated.

Who should sign then moomin? Get Nicklas bendter out of retirement?

 

[davek]

Whose the tweet from Dave?

Alan Myers.

 

[Azza]

Let Wolves have him and proceed straight to the replacement.

Should have signed him when he was on trial.

 

[witchdoc187]

Sarr is massively inconsistent and meant to be a bell. Diaz has improved since becoming an international but it is debatable whether or not he is PL quality. He certainly isn't a PL quality wide forward - he is completely lacking in the pace and skill required for the role at that level. He may be able to cut it as a central striker in the PL though, but I'm really not sure.

Lacking in pace and skill sounds right up our street. £30m and 5 years contract please

 

[witchdoc187]

Sarr is massively inconsistent and meant to be a bell. Diaz has improved since becoming an international but it is debatable whether or not he is PL quality. He certainly isn't a PL quality wide forward - he is completely lacking in the pace and skill required for the role at that level. He may be able to cut it as a central striker in the PL though, but I'm really not sure.

Lacking in pace and skill sounds right up our street. £30m and 5 years contract

 

[Tony’s Carp]

#FreeBroja

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Imagine if we were good or had a competent plan

It’d be pure crap

You would think we had brought in Desperate Dan and Corky the Cat, they way people are talking.

 

[T LEAFE]

I'm here at Finch farm and am in Thelwells office. There is a dartboard on the wall and a blindfold on the desk and three darts labelled Plan A Plan B and Plan C

 

[AsiaAsia82]

I'm here at Finch farm and am in Thelwells office. There is a dartboard on the wall and a blindfold on the desk and three darts labelled Plan A Plan B and Plan C

Do all the darts have flights on them?

 

[bluestevon]

Alan Myers.

Ahh in the bin with that then mate