Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

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The Everton forum is becoming a no go area now. I only go in there for information on transfers but even those threads are toxic at the moment. Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. I don't need telling 10 times a day, every day, by the same posters that we need a forward in this window. It's absolutely tedious. I've stopped reading the posts now and just look for the ones with some sort of link. Anyway, second rant over.

Pick an opposite position to the chatter and aim for satire seems the best way to approach the nonsense.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Pick an opposite position to the chatter and aim for satire seems the best way to approach the nonsense.

That's what I've been doing to a large degree mate. Try and have a bit of fun in there.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Well today has been a day to forget. The horses racing was a disaster, as was the cricket. Everything Everton seems to be going south on the transfer front. The forecast sun never materialised so the BBQ has been cancelled. I've had better Fridays.

Think it's time to get on the G&Ts.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Well today has been a day to forget. The horses racing was a disaster, as was the cricket. Everything Everton seems to be going south on the transfer front. The forecast sun never materialised so the BBQ has been cancelled. I've had better Fridays.

Think it's time to get on the G&Ts.

I share your pain apart from not having a bbq planned. If you need a bit of light relief, head into the bomb shelter thread. It's like this thread but on speed! Very funny too. @Gwladysover usually does her knitting in there! lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

I share your pain apart from not having a bbq planned. If you need a bit of light relief, head into the bomb shelter thread. It's like this thread but on speed! Very funny too. @Gwladysover usually does her knitting in there! lol

Surprisingly quiet in there Anj

 

[Barnfred 55]

I share your pain apart from not having a bbq planned. If you need a bit of light relief, head into the bomb shelter thread. It's like this thread but on speed! Very funny too. @Gwladysover usually does her knitting in there! lol

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I think they are all in the Ryan Giggs poetry thread.

Oh my word. I'm in tears. Is that for real??

 

[roydo]

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I think they are all in the Ryan Giggs poetry thread.

Oh my word. I'm in tears. Is that for real??

It seems so mate.

Not sure which is funnier. Giggs finishing his poem with "Hard as a totem pole", and thinking that is just great. Or his GF thinking "Ah Ryan, thats lovely".

 

[Barnfred 55]

It seems so mate.

Not sure which is funnier. Giggs finishing his poem with "Hard as a totem pole", and thinking that is just great. Or his GF thinking "Ah Ryan, thats lovely".

I haven't read the whole thread mate but is that being presented as evidence for the defence or the prosecution ?

 

[roydo]

I haven't read the whole thread mate but is that being presented as evidence for the defence or the prosecution ?

Defence I believe. Apparently, SAF was up earlier as a character witness. Never seen Giggs lose his temper, he said.

Any prosecution lawyer/anyone with any idea about abusive relationships will go to town with that.

I would not be at all surprised if the prosecution quote Keane R from his biography. "Dont believe the angelic look Ryan has. He gets away with absolute murder".

 

[Armaghtoffee]

@jazzy Been doing family history for years. I can do some look ups for you if you’d like or if you’d prefer to do it yourself I can point you to some websites. They don’t all require a subscription, some are free. Be warned once you start it’s addictive. I’ve even done my friends family and her in laws!

Grateful if you recommend me a couple of sites please as it’s something I’m curious about.

One of my cousins had his own episode of ‘Who do you think you are’ and that was a good start!

I know already I have Viking heritage from that show but would love something comprehensive.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

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I think they are all in the Ryan Giggs poetry thread.

Oh my word. I'm in tears. Is that for real??

It's hilarious. No self respecting love sick 14 year old would admit to those. And as for managing to bring in the Nevilles and his Premier League appearances in his love poetry., I honestly have no words. Also he introduced them to the proceedings himself!

 

[Barnfred 55]

Grateful if you recommend me a couple of sites please as it’s something I’m curious about.

One of my cousins had his own episode of ‘Who do you think you are’ and that was a good start!

I know already I have Viking heritage from that show but would love something comprehensive.

Well in fairness to Gwladys, who is now also known as Helga due to her Viking heritage, maybe I should start referring to you as Hagar, H.

Hmm. This could get confusing?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Well in fairness to Gwladys, who is now also known as Helga due to her Viking heritage, maybe I should start referring to you as Hagar, H.

Hmm. This could get confusing?

I’ve always known it, it was never the height, blue eyes or hair, moreso the regular urge to pillage a settlement.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I’ve always known it, it was never the height, blue eyes or hair, moreso the regular urge to pillage a settlement.

I'll let H respond to that H. She's so much better at it than me.

You need to go into business with her. H & H pillaging tours. Reckon there'll be a market for it with all the ravishing the vikings did back in the day?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I'll let H respond to that H. She's so much better at it than me.

You need to go into business with her. H & H pillaging tours. Reckon there'll be a market for it with all the ravishing the vikings did back in the day?

His and hers Longboats.