Confirmed Signing Amadou Onana

[The Nature Boy]

Lille president Olivier Letang, today.

Wasn’t that from yesterday?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Never underestimate the cunning work of the recruitment cell.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Could they get Florence from the hotdog stall to email that Onana document across?

I don’t think she’s computer trained mate

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Wasn’t that from yesterday?

I read it today.

 

[hktoffee]

Maybe no one can be arsed to fax the documents on Sunday. Everything must be chill.

 

[maccavennie]

Do they have staff working at football stadiums on a weekend?

Volunteers only mate and apparently have to live within a 2 mile radius of the stadium and first name has to be Christophe

Very strange bunch.

 

[The Nature Boy]

I read it today.

The Nature Boy is ahead of the curve.

 

[Bluebonic]

You've both given me a massive complex now about what to wear if I ever get in the posh lounges.

But anyway, this Onana. HAS HE SIGNED YET? WHATS GOING ON?

Monday at 13:45 mate, big reveal being set up. Agnes the cook in the players canteen is preparing Porc Aux Prunes in honour of his unveiling. Gana Gueye wont be unveiled until Tuesday as he has refused to be oresent Monday as he doesnt like prunes, nor does Conor Coady (also Tuesday) who has informed the club that they give him a hoop like a blood orange.

Agnes is distraught apparently and has said she might gob into their consommé in protest. Contract Dave has stayed clear of the kerfuffle by sticking to his line that he can only eat Ginsters pasties due to special dietary needs.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

The contracts are signed, apparently.

 

[Neiler]

The contracts are signed, apparently.

Hope in the Citroen mate, head down to Lille and start banging on the window for us!

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Hope in the Citroen mate, head down to Lille and start banging on the window for us!

Tbf, if you look at his expression on this pic he is probably thinking, "zis isern't ze team Bill told me I warz joining"

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Tbf, if you look at his expression on this pic he is probably thinking, "zis isern't ze team Bill told me I warz joining"

Also get on the way his missus has already got onto the Park End Da's.

 

[Zeitgeist]

We really do things strangely

The lads been to goodison, seen on sky, Lampard has spoken about him more than once in pressers and yet the club still hasn't put it anywhere

 

[Nymzee]

We really do things strangely

The lads been to goodison, seen on sky, Lampard has spoken about him more than once in pressers and yet the club still hasn't put it anywhere

I mean, surely with all those things you shouldn’t really care if it’s been put out yet?

 

[arbok]

We needed a central midfield playmaker that actually retains possession, but we signed a DM, useful but not what I wanted to see. None of our midfielders are a natural CM.

Also at 6’5 he might be too tall and not mobile enough for his position. And to top it off, he seems really expensive. 36m should be spent on a CM or a striker.