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Is it my imagination or do your ears and nose get bigger as you get older?

And when you're a kid, nobody warns you about the ear and nose hair...



It's true, and it's particularly bad news for me. One of my nicknames in school used to be "big ears", and when I grew my hair pretty long out over them during my alternative music phase, people suddenly realised I had a big nose too. My face is like a normal person's reflection in the convex side of a spoon
 
When you were a kid did you never meet old people, some of my great aunts had a better moustache and beard than Bill Bailey….
If it wasn't for the lovely Indian ladies who do threading in a salon in Darlington and who I visit regularly, I could give your aunts a run for their money! I've made daughter promise me that when I'm dribbling in the care home she has to keep the 'tache at bay.

By the way, threading knacks. Trying to suppress a sneeze while having my eyebrows threaded resulted in looking like I was having some kind of seizure. ?
 


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