Relegation

[matty1878]

I‘ve heard they’ve hired @matty1878 until the end of the season.

During the interview, he convinced the Burnley board, that Everton have already been relegated.

lol

 

[matty1878]

Ask @matty1878
He's the top analyst

well i need to use my top knowledge for that lol

 

[COYBL25]

So, just a recap :

Everton have been relegated and not only are Burnley safe, they’ve won the league.

Sean Dyche was in clandestine talks to replace Lampard at the end of the season, but got found out, got sacked by Burnley and then went on a beak, brasses and booze bender with Duncan Ferguson.

You heard it first, here on GOT folks.

 

[johnjoeefc]

Could you imagine if we went down and Luton went up. Would be incomprehensible really.
Everton that

 

[Goat]

So, just a recap :

Everton have been relegated and not only are Burnley safe, they’ve won the league.

Sean Dyche was in clandestine talks to replace Lampard at the end of the season, but got found out, got sacked by Burnley and then went on a beak, brasses and booze bender with Duncan Ferguson.

You heard it first, here on GOT folks.

Imagine Summer in this place if we go down.

It will almost be worth it.

 

[Billy Dean]

Given that Watford run out to Z Cars, do you think we can con the players into thinking it's a home game?

We’ve got quite a good record there haven’t we? Unless I’m mistaken?

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine Summer in this place if we go down.

It will almost be worth it.

@matty1878 has already built a monastic retreat at the back of Moel Famau, especially for posters who have slipped into his alternate reality, where Everton are already relegated.

 

[badger5187]

It's a must win against Leicester. If we can pick up a win then I think Burnleys ar$e will fall out. They aren't going to go on a big run.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Basically he wants the job

 

[richardo675]

Looking at how season has gone looks like Everton win more games and lose more games and Burnley win less games but draw more games so over next 7 games Burnley probably draw a lot of games will take Burnley 3 games to get 3 points to catch our current points level , 1 loss and win is better than 2 draws think we will win enough games they won't be able to catch us.

 

[PhilEFC]

Basically he wants the job

I don’t care if it’s Gene Wilder they get in, it’s still in our hands.

He’d be Stir Crazy to leave Boro for them. (Sorry!)

 

[YoboCopter]

I get our run in on paper is more challenging than Burnley’s, however there are plenty of games we could pick up points in;

Leicester (h); their 3rd game in 6 days after we’ve had a 10 day break
Liverpool (a); I’ve written this off- just hope not to damage the goal difference!
Chelsea (h); we’ve shown we can compete with most teams at home.
Leicester (a); They will have played in Rome on the Thursday
Watford (a); may well be down by then, their home record is as bad as our away record!
Brentford (h); they will be safe, little to play for.
Palace (h); as above, safe with little to play for.
Arsenal (a); hoping we’re ok by then!

Breaking the appalling run of away form by picking up a couple of draws, or even a win, would massively help. Would also take some of the pressure off the home games. As others have mentioned, I think we should be looking to overhaul Leeds as well as growing the gap between us and Burnley.

The run dosent actually look that bad there tbh!

 

[DanB90]

I’ve just realised there’s no Premier League fixtures today.
Can’t decide if this works in our favour or not.

 

[jonnyboy316]

The run dosent actually look that bad there tbh!

There are different ways to flip the fixtures dependent on whether you are glass half full or empty. The next game is critical as we will not be favourites to win the 3 fixtures after it and Burnley have a lovely run

 

[Rich1878]

I’ve just realised there’s no Premier League fixtures today.
Can’t decide if this works in our favour or not.

Certainly does Mina a favour