I was planning on watching the whole of the first session but bailed out and went to bed when the second wicket fell which ended up being the right move. It's just the same old same old in Australia.
Yet another 5-0 will happen and even the still much maligned England sides of the 90s never suffered that ignominy and even won a few Tests Down Under during that decade.
Looking at the batting line-up back then we had Gooch, Atherton, Stewart, Thorpe, Hussain, Robin Smith and all of them would walk into this pathetically weak England side right now, hell, I think even Ramprakash would get a game. An innings defeat in this game already looks a certainty.