2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[nsno-chris]

Scenes when the fat man wins us the derby

 

[willo30]

0-0 after 88 minutes. He gets the call from the bench.

Dick Van Dyke is visibly rattled. Rondon easily takes the ball from him just outside the box and thrashes one into the top corner.

He celebrates by running into the crowd but whilst jumping the hoardings he only makes it half way and crushes his knackers. The guy never recovers but he goes down in folklore for the best 1 minute appearance in a derby we have ever seen.

You can all vault me later if this doesn't happen.

edit - (how the hell is the name of a film star bad language?)

 

[The Sorting Hat]

Come on the Wrongdon!

 

[mightymoyes]

Starting again, does he have pictures of Benitez with a sheep?

 

[maccavennie]

Not only does he owe us fans a massive performance, he owes his manager a match winning one. If this goes as tips up as I'm expecting, he'll have been a massive reason Benitez loses his job because no other mug will be giving this fella minutes.

He simply has to turn his firm around starting tonight.

5 goals please Sally!!

 

[Oasis1878]

Like we’ve pulled an Everton shirt over a broken fridge freezer

 

[windymiller]

4th choice apparently.

Only brought in as cover, apparently.

Plays up front against our most hated rivals when choices number 2 and 3 are available.

FFS.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Scenes when the fat man wins us the derby

RB or Rondon?

 

[maccavennie]

4th choice apparently.

Only brought in as cover, apparently.

Plays up front against our most hated rivals when choices number 2 and 3 are available.

FFS.

He was brought in as 2nd choice make no mistake about that.

Absolutely crap and better score 45 goals tonight

 

[Marius57]

Embarrassing. That slow at running that he swapped positions with townsend to start so that townsend could chase it down.

 

[dublinbluenose]

A let off

 

[Tilling]

Terrific in the first half relative to the rest of the team

 

[gianthogweed]

He needs drug testing after this game where has than energy come from the pressing from him has been impressive

 

[maccavennie]

Played better

BUT

he's got to be a menace in the opposition box, not 60 yards away and then trudging along.

 

[Tilling]

Guy can't get a break; having a terrific game and pulls up injured. Plenty of other problems with the team than Rondon