The fact that he didn’t put us ahead with the header speaks volumes and the number of times the ball fizzed along the 6yard line but lightening was to slow to get off his back foot and get himself in the danger area
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windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
And if my auntie had a penis she'd be my uncle. But she doesn't. And she's not.
woodsyni
Player Valuation: £20m
I'm telling you lads, I have a long history of giving players pelters and them making me eat my words! I did some fuming about him over the last few weeks...there's hope! Real hope! (but this still requires me to do some swearing at him when the team sheet is released. I'll do my best, I promise)
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Ive got a feeling he'll fall asleep standing up
I've got a feeling he doesn't care too much about Everton.
helpimonfire
Player Valuation: £35m
He is useless. Play Dobbin instead
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Come on big man this is the one you make your introduction to Everton FC.
Well, technically they could be mid transition. But that's a colourful way of saying ifs, buts, maybes
Rondon looks properly spent unfortunately and bar some incredible turnaround in fitness it's hard to see him offering a genuine goal threat or presence up front.
Theoneandonly
Player Valuation: £10m
I think he will score at least 1 today.
Theoneandonly
Player Valuation: £10m
And if Dobbin played instead and didn't score, you would be saying Rafael made a mistake.
What I particularly like about the Dobbin shouts is, for me, first and foremost it brings to mind the pantomime horse from Rentaghost rather than the youth player.
Which is probably still a better bet.
woodsyni
Player Valuation: £20m
It's going to happen! It always does when I deem a player useless! Egg...meet face!!! Hope it's a hat trick too....in off his arse will do. COYB's!!!
Hatrick for Big Sal today 
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