Match Thread Man Utd v Everton. Saturday Oct 2nd.12.30 pm

[UptheTofees]

We are gonna make Cristiano wish he would have gone back to Portugal instead of coming to play for these sorry bunch

 

[helpimonfire]

They have an old guy up front. We will smash them!

 

[helpimonfire]

The lure of going top of the league will be enough to drive our brave boys to a glorious victory.
puffs out chest before hiding in a dark room until 'strictly' starts

You watch Strictly?

 

[UptheTofees]

I feel like Cristiano will fake an injury to avoid the embarrassment that are about to bestow upon that worthless bunch

 

[Predictorchamp]

It seems that every time we play them, when you think we should get a result they play us off the park. They’ve got about 100 forwards ffs. We have a man dressed in a Victorian diving outfit.

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[blue61]

You watch Strictly?

Of course, anyone who doesn't is a raging kopite with pictures of Benitez on their bedroom wall.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Main thing for me is we keep our GD undamaged as possible.

Would take a 1-0 defeat and get the big guns back fit for West Ham after the international break

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Main thing for me is we keep our GD undamaged as possible.

Would take a 1-0 defeat and get the big guns back fit for West Ham after the international break

You should do the pre match team talk.

 

[chrissyjack]

I want to see Ole moaning about how all our 4 goals shouldn’t have counted

 

[Brownie]

Main thing for me is we keep our GD undamaged as possible.

Would take a 1-0 defeat and get the big guns back fit for West Ham after the international break

Be a good post-match meeting that.

Well lads. A 1-0 defeat. At least it wasn't too damaging for our goal difference. As we all agreed before the game, that was the main thing.

 

[helpimonfire]

Of course, anyone who doesn't is a raging kopite with pictures of Benitez on their bedroom wall.

Pictures are staying

But Kopite, c'mon dude!

 

[cjuk87]

Rondon to "do" Ronaldo exactly like P.Nev all them years ago. An instant hero, fans will talk about that moment for years to come. Rejoicing and replaying the tackle over and over again.

United to win 4-1.

 

[Death]

Main thing for me is we keep our GD undamaged as possible.

Would take a 1-0 defeat and get the big guns back fit for West Ham after the international break

Your dreaming mate. We can hope.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Expected loss written all over this one. Not as bad as visiting the other Mancs but I feel a bit like Norwich fans must have felt last week. Unless the home team have a very bad day I can't see us getting anything from this one. Sorry, realist!

 

[Summer76]

If we get within a sniff of taking anything from this, they'll get a penalty (and they won't miss à la Villa)/VAR decision/Everton red card, I think it's in the rules