Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
You're a strange dude.
Just figuring that one out, eh? Thought you were smarter than that.
Also, I'm cackling at my end because my sense of humor is pretty dry and fairly self-deprecating.
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You're a strange dude.
Irony from my biggest fanboy.
Is he the one that always rages in the Leipzig thread?
Yes he has a particularly creepy obsession with me. Spends a vast amount of time creating memes at 3am in a thread only I read.
I read it. It's great. It doesn't even need him to be great.
You know it's nuts to blog about Leipzig on an Everton forum, and you do it anyway. You own the crazy publicly. That's how you're supposed to do it.
Warming up nicely
Remember to wear appropriate footwear; too many times have I seen someone melt their flipflops on a volcano.I do what I can. I do have to take a break for a few hours to go hike, though.
Yes he has a particularly creepy obsession with me
Is he the one that always rages in the Leipzig thread?
Yeah, don’t believe your own hype.
I've already shown the forum your obsession with me I don't think I need to humiliate you again.