The bomb shelter thread.

[ForeverBlue92]

I've had a horrible day, been pushed to breaking point by anti social behaviour until I lost my rag. Waiting to see if anything happens now. When you just want a quiet life to be left alone why can't people respect your privacy. So I need shelter my heads burned out.

Listen im sorry I didnt know it was your hedge bush and my cock accidentally fell into my hand I swear

 

[Terrarian]

Listen im sorry I didnt know it was your hedge bush and my cock accidentally fell into my hand I swear

Ohhh it was a nice meat rub

 

[Jimishorts]

Ohhh it was a nice meat rub

Could be a bomb shelter motto.

 

[Devanski]

Been reasonably quiet out there but I’ve nabbed a chair early to guarantee a safe haven from the potential fallout tonight.
I know my place though, so I haven’t stole a seat at the top table lol
Better safe than sorry... be prepared.

 

[Jimishorts]

I’ve nabbed a chair early to guarantee a safe haven

 

[Jimishorts]

The spy who loved me just starting on itv4.

Result.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The spy who loved me just starting on itv4.

Result.

Think that’s the one where Dr Fabian leaves Bond trapped in the transfer thread for a slow and painful death

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Think that’s the one where Dr Fabian leaves Bond trapped in the transfer thread for a slow and painful death

Ah, Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you... to ask about the availability of Max Aarons. Surely right back has to be the priority etc, etc

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Been reasonably quiet out there but I’ve nabbed a chair early to guarantee a safe haven from the potential fallout tonight.
I know my place though, so I haven’t stole a seat at the top table lol
Better safe than sorry... be prepared.

There's a top table? It's all bean bags and futons here pal. Unless there's an annex kept hidden?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

There's a top table? It's all bean bags and futons here pal. Unless there's an annex kept hidden?

I hoped we were going to recreate a 1940 RAF Squadron, with a long table that you move up as members go missing in action. I'm not even sure what a futon is.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I hoped we were going to recreate a 1940 RAF Squadron, with a long table that you move up as members go missing in action. I'm not even sure what a futon is.

Zuton tribute band. Honest.

 

[Efcjake]

Ah, Mr. Bond, I've been expecting you... to ask about the availability of Max Aarons. Surely right back has to be the priority etc, etc

Ahhhh Mr. Bond, I hope you are comfortable.

Zatara, please begin the teenager YouTube highlight videos.

 

[COYBL25]

Ahhhh Mr. Bond, I hope you are comfortable.

Zatara, please begin the teenager YouTube highlight videos.

Ahhh Zatara, we do not do that type of thing here.

As Mr Bond punches Zat in the heart.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

It's just a normal fantasy formation, but see now Bond, when I add the transmitter it amplifies the repetition a thousand times until the entire forum's eyes burn out.

And Zatara has this?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Unlucky Gylfi