The bomb shelter thread.

[Efcjake]

Going to be a long weekend

 

[Jebus_lives]

Made my parting shot in the match thread...now I'm hiding in here.

 

[Tommy.]

There’s a queue for wanking corner mate

Nothing a Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard oven baked potato treat flung into an opposite corner of the room couldn't easily solve.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Going to be a long weekend

Can’t believe the radiation fallout is not under control now.
Typical of a reactor to blow on a Friday night, when I planned to go to spoons tomorrow and smoke rollies and tell strangers why corbyn lost the election.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Nothing a Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard oven baked potato treat flung into an opposite corner of the room couldn't easily solve.

I'm game for most things, but I can't see me reaching climax over that.

I'll give it a try though.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Nothing a Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard oven baked potato treat flung into an opposite corner of the room couldn't easily solve.

The Delph technique

 

[Jimishorts]

Carlo thread trending again, I assume the dangers are amassing.

 

[Jimishorts]

Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard oven baked potato

A what ? This sounds fantastic. Please explain.

 

[marnie]

Knock Knock........... It's Deliveroo.

 

[COYBL25]

Carlo thread trending again, I assume the dangers are amassing.

They’re piling into Holgate now.

Ancelotti has had a temporary stay of execution.

 

[Tommy.]

A what ? This sounds fantastic. Please explain.

It would be cruel of me to indulge you in the patter of a love never known.

I would give you my last packet but every time I try to hand it over I hit a forcefhioshoiuh, one morhihsoihfihfs.

You see?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

If the very soul of Everton FC tonight rapped the door of the shelter looking refuge I would turn off the TV and lie behind the sofa.

 

[Jimishorts]

Knock Knock........... It's Deliveroo.

if it’s monster munch it’s for me, frazzles are for @Bohemian Toffee wispas for @anjelikaferrett and if it‘s 15 Big Macs it’ll be for @MikelsGoat while he’s waiting for his pizza to arrive.

 

[Jimishorts]

It would be cruel of me to indulge you in the patter of a love never known.

I would give you my last packet but every time I try to hand it over I hit a forcefhioshoiuh, one morhihsoihfihfs.

You see?

oh just the crisps? It’s ok I’ve had them, bit too mustardy for me but then again I’m partial to a scampi fry so I’m definitely not to be trusted.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

They’re piling into Holgate now.

Ancelotti has had a temporary stay of execution.

Yes Holgate hasn’t got a lot going for him, being young, successful, handsome and non-white. He’s an obvious target for the Spoons Tuesday afternoon regulars, who heavily gel their hair with wella.