The bomb shelter thread.

[COYBL25]

Ancelotti has a job to improve the team and he’s not done it.

We finished 7th with Koeman
We finished 8th with Fat Sam
We finished 8th with Silva
We finished 12th with Ancelotti
We’ll probably finish 8th at best this year.

Considering his wage and pedigree, I think we all expected more. No one expected the turgid football and disgraceful home record.

Managers sets up the system that invites pressure which inevitably leads to mistakes.

Most teams make mistakes but they manage to save themselves by having an attacking plan.

We sit on the edge of our 18 yard box regardless of the opposition so as soon as we cock up the other team are straight in.

Ancelotti is a flop here. No one wants to admit it but he is.

The football is crap
The league position is average
The home form is disgraceful

Day seven and he`s still going like a hamster on a wheel.

Stay strong lads, full equipment check tonight, ready for tomorrow.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Day seven and he`s still going like a hamster on a wheel.

Stay strong lads, full equipment check tonight, ready for tomorrow.

Remember your training, don't go in to a forum on your own, we have the buddy system for a reason.

Also, I know I don't have the experience to tell you guys how to handle this, but a Gwladys post can be proof of the Nietzsche quote:

"Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you."

I'm not looking directly at anything he posts, because I don't want it looking back at me.

 

[Goat]

Be careful out there people.

A Code Red has been declared.

I repeat we are at Code Red.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Goat]

 

[the sniderman]

buddies it is a perfect weekend of floppy fathers triggering before the main event tomorrow. join me as we cheer on the brighton for the good of our slaying the slimeballs that infect everton#1 super message board for humans.

 

[Efcjake]

Jesse J-Lingz Lingard is single-handedly doing more to keep us locked down in this thread than Covid.

Get the week's supplies in now.

 

[Goat]

Anybody leaving the bunker without full hazmat will not be allowed re-entry.

The virus is reaching all corners of the forum, for the love of God be safe out there people.

 

[Nymzee]

Anybody leaving the bunker without full hazmat will not be allowed re-entry.

The virus is reaching all corners of the forum, for the love of God be safe out there people.

“Anthrax?! It’s a 60th birthday party”

 

[the sniderman]

Anybody leaving the bunker without full hazmat will not be allowed re-entry.

The virus is reaching all corners of the forum, for the love of God be safe out there people.

buddy i will swing in and out of here as i please just like with ur grateful mother.

 

[Goat]

buddy i will swing in and out of here as i please just like with ur grateful mother.

You sleep in the kennels anyway you little runt!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think I may have been exposed to the virus after spending too long in the today's football thread.

Please, do the right thing and put me out of my misery of I start displaying signs of turning.

 

[Goat]

If Spurs beat United we will be putting a shield in place that will restrict all movement in and out from the bunker.

Pray for a United win or we will be overwhelmed.

 

[Goat]

I think I may have been exposed to the virus after spending too long in the today's football thread.

Please, do the right thing and put me out of my misery of I start displaying signs of turning.

 

[Nymzee]

I think I may have been exposed to the virus after spending too long in the today's football thread.

Please, do the right thing and put me out of my misery of I start displaying signs of turning.

You're the character on every zombie movie that gets bitten but doesn't bother telling anyone till it's too late.