Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....


Ward Out!

This is a league we should be winning at a canter. Can't even beat Bolton - is this the Coasters we remember from the Vanderama when Mad Mick Wisdom would actually whack his tackle out to make a tackle? Can you imagine the Huck sat on his hands as we didn't score against Bolton? Would Luke Burke the stalwart defender from page 5 of this thread not strain his sinew and harpooning arm to prevent these soft goals? Would Badger enthusiast and part time back alley MMA fighter Danny Boy Rowe not deftly score a couple against the porous defences we see in this league? Some of those names are long gone, but if we are to honour their heroics of yesteryear, then the current mob should be ashamed of themselves.

Ward has let this club down. And its fans. And in fact, football in general.

UTFC. Ward Out!
 
Yarrgh said:
Ward Out!

This is a league we should be winning at a canter. Can't even beat Bolton - is this the Coasters we remember from the Vanderama when Mad Mick Wisdom would actually whack his tackle out to make a tackle? Can you imagine the Huck sat on his hands as we didn't score against Bolton? Would Luke Burke the stalwart defender from page 5 of this thread not strain his sinew and harpooning arm to prevent these soft goals? Would Badger enthusiast and part time back alley MMA fighter Danny Boy Rowe not deftly score a couple against the porous defences we see in this league? Some of those names are long gone, but if we are to honour their heroics of yesteryear, then the current mob should be ashamed of themselves.

Ward has let this club down. And its fans. And in fact, football in general.

UTFC. Ward Out!
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cronullasharks said:
Oh is he still in charge? I thought Steve Round had taken over.
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This thread is falling apart, it‘s literally being held together with a, err, thread.

That promotion has done us no favours at all, all I see round the farm these days are fkw’s with their half and half scarves, selfie sticks and bags stuffed with merch.

What happen to the team we all loved, where you could get six pints and a tattoo behind the shed end before the match, waltz in with your harpoon, mess your pants in the second half after a ‘dodgy Guinness’ and be brandished a hero as you steamed towards the away fans at full time a blur of faeces and trident.

This is from a few years back.

Yarrgh said:
Sometimes I wish we were still back in Fylde. Fans and players all in the same semi-articulated lorry with Frank the tramp driving god knows where. All of us swilling the same 2 litre bottles of fizzy bitter and smoking the duty free cigs that the Huck had sneaked back from his hols. Cracking times.

Now it's a pound for a programme and pies that brag about minimum meat content. The game got too rich. If Dunc and the Huck don't turn it around, I'm thinking of jacking it in.
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Jimishorts said:
Don’t do it mate, we’re on the up.
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Well on the up we were but where has it left us and where are we heading?

In short #wardout

UTFC
 
YOUR
2 STRIPE STRIPE
HUSH HUSH
BUM TO WIPE
2 STRIPE STRIPE
HUSH HUSH
BUM TO WIPE

Barry just been getting a bath in the park pond screaming that song at me. Chucked a rock at him and hit a bloody swan and decapitated it ffs.

Sirens all over the place now and my caravan looks like that scene in Scarface with all the white stuff on the table. Only difference is mine is a big mound of flour as I was rolling some pastry to make a batch of pasties. Me caravan looks like a bloody beak factory as I've made a right mess.

This could be my final swansong.
 

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