Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

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Controversial I know, but I for one am willing to give Nathan smith a chance after his indecent exposure conviction. There were a lot of flaws in that case and I personally believe his story that he sleep walked into an old folks home and was wearing that gimp mask cos he had been fumigating his apartment due to an ant infestation earlier in the day.

100% Jimmy he's a top signing and he needs to be given benefit of the doubt. If you remember it was when I wore that Darth Vader mask and they said I was trying to rob the local offy but I had bad hay fever that day which is why I was wheezing and needed the mask and the gun wasn't a real gun and just shot allergin tablets.

Easy to get misunderstood in the world of misunderstoodnessness's

And as for nasty Nate Smith. Keep yer kecks on kid, especially if you are carrying on your art protest of jumping out of bushes. I admire your sentiment of suprises from nature and raising eco-awareness, but you'd gone too too far. Not Forest Green far, but almost there.

 

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I've had candle in the wind on repeat since I heard the news. What can I say, it's the only cassette I have left that hasn't been chewed up by the player in the passion wagon.

 

[Jimishorts]

A sad end to a somewhat ‘troubled’ career but I’m sure all Coasters will wish Nathan all the best for the future.

 

[cronullasharks]

Rat

 

[Yarrgh]

Rat

Narrow it down, after that season, none of the players are fit to be called a rat.

 

[cronullasharks]

Narrow it down, after that season, none of the players are fit to be called a rat.

Anyone who's name doesn't end in way

 

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Anyone who's name doesn't end in way

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

PRE-SEASON

1st July 2030 and the Fylde players reported for the first day of training. Alan O'Neill was in Spain for the World Cup with the Republic of Ireland squad and is going to miss the tour of Holland this week. Another notable absence was Barry Sargent who was in talks with Swindon Town over a permanent transfer. ​

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

STADIUM EXPANSION

The expansion to Mill Farm is now complete with a capacity of 8,898. Fylde will return to Mill Farm immediately. ​

 

[Jimishorts]

Getting straight back on the horse @The Penalty Box Dancer and for that we salute you.

UFTC

 

[Jimishorts]

the tour of Holland

Is it true that @Darren78 will assisting Big Dunc in making ‘arrangements’ for the Dam?

 

[Yarrgh]

PRE-SEASON

1st July 2030 and the Fylde players reported for the first day of training. Alan O'Neill was in Spain for the World Cup with the Republic of Ireland squad and is going to miss the tour of Holland this week. Another notable absence was Barry Sargent who was in talks with Swindon Town over a permanent transfer. ​

Big Al really set the World Cup alight and needs his rest. That 2 minute cameo against Iran was the stuff of fairy tales. Marvellous stuff.

As for ball bag Barry Sargent, I'm not surprised he's slung his hook with 8,898 fans giving him pelters for his cowardly behaviour last season.

Any truth in Wardy arranging the Dutch trip so he can use the players as mules to smuggle stuff back?

 

[cronullasharks]

Big Al really set the World Cup alight and needs his rest. That 2 minute cameo against Iran was the stuff of fairy tales. Marvellous stuff.

As for ball bag Barry Sargent, I'm not surprised he's slung his hook with 8,898 fans giving him pelters for his cowardly behaviour last season.

Any truth in Wardy arranging the Dutch trip so he can use the players as mules to smuggle stuff back?

The idiots misheard and smuggled mules back in.

 

[Yarrgh]

The idiots misheard and smuggled mules back in.

Wardy will have them working out for him with his Blackpool Beach contacts. Talk about falling on your feet all the time!!!!